girlfriend

there a race so powerful they could kill you without dying or make you feel bliss.
they come in different forms

1.money grabber
takes cash out of your heart and doesnt care as much for feelings.

2.why am i with her
the ugly, bad tempered, careless, all time drawback.

3.just looks
stuning as miss world but inside as ugly as the beast himself.

4.miss perfect
caring, kind, prety, loving, doesnt ask for much.

my girlfriend is everything i have ever wanted in a form.

by werdanny August 7, 2007

girlfriend

A semi-supernatural being that is capable of massive blood loss and nearly always knows what your next move is going to be. Some of the best girlfriends have been recognized as demi-gods. This is someone you want as an ally.

Lucas's girlfriend once showed me how to set Sandra's hair on fire.

by Hershey400 May 18, 2009

girlfriend

What millions of perverts are looking for on Neopets and various other sites originally intended for pre-pubescent audiences.

"I need a girlfriend, hey sweetychik1990 will u be my gf"

by Kharivas September 7, 2003

girlfriend

A woman/girl/lady who is dating/going out with/going steady with a man/boy/gentleman. A girlfriend should appreiciate and care for her boyfriend and respect him. also treat him how she wishes to be treated.

"she's my girlfriend"
"i have a girlfriend"
"i love my girlfriend"
"she's his/her girlfriend

by Jess November 30, 2004

girlfriend

Something I wish I had. Otherwise, I'll be surfing the internet forever playing kinda boring online games and masturbating to porno.

Person 1: Hey, I just got a girlfriend!
Person 2: Where did you find her? The Red Light District?
Person 1: What? Are you jealous?
Person 2: Fuck you! I can get one, I just don't want to...

by DJ Retro March 11, 2007

girlfriend

(1) She makes you cum,
(2) She makes you complete; and
(3) She makes you completely miserable.

My girlfriend drives me nuts

by AaronT September 13, 2008

girlfriend

Something you should protect and cherish with your life and if you're a good boy you'll get lucky at night. XD

Mine is the best, look at her and I'll kill you. >.>

by sex toy~ August 20, 2003