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Blue eyed Giraffe

Daniel Seavey is a blue eyed giraffe ask any limelight u know.
Hey look it’s Daniel Seavey

He is a blue eyed giraffe

Yes he is ask a limelight
by Aleeyaherron February 24, 2020
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Real Girlfriend

Calls you for nothing, texts you all the time, wants to see you, cries, gets jealous and over protective because she LOVES YOU.
I have a real girlfriend!
by BearcatCheer February 3, 2012
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minecraft girlfriend

Do you have a minecraft girlfriend

I did before I realised its my uncle.
by Mark the reddit virgin April 3, 2020
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Perfect Girlfriend

The girl who is always there for you no matter how far apart you are geographically. She treats you perfect no matter how stupid you are. She loves you through thick and thin. I love you Buttercup.
by CurlyFryLovesButtercup June 6, 2018
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giratchet

An exceptionally tall girl that exhibits ratchet-like behavior ie. wanting to headbutt people randomly, telling people to suck their dick, excessive and belligerant drunken behavior.
Man that tall girl is being crazy.. she's such a giratchet.

Dang, check out that ratchet! She's tall AF! Must be one of those giratchets..
by Cap'n Save-A-Hoe November 1, 2013
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Mommy-girlfriend

A girl that takes care of her boyfriend with some maturity. Maybe cook some food when he is sad, cheer him up when he is down or encourage him when he feels insecure. This term challenges the common notion about a relationship where generally the man takes all the responsibility of his girlfriend and doesn't expect the same in return.
I would love a mommy-girlfriend to treat me with same love and affection as I would treat her
by anonymous March 19, 2022
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jizz giraffe

when you haven't jizzed for approximately 1 full week, when you do your legs buckle much like when a baby giraffe is born.
dude, i havent masturbated for a week but i finally jizzed myself last night. you should have seen it, there was so much jizz coming out of me i buckled like a jizz giraffe. it were coming out of me like creamy cable brother!
by dgp87 February 8, 2010
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