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GIR

The best Taco eating, pig loving, beat boxing, waffle making, cake baking, movie watching, funny talking, wannabe mongoose Robot Dog in the history of the world EVER. Nobody knows what the G stands for, though. It may stand for Greatest Irken Robot.
I liiiike to make waaaaafleeeessss....

I'm baking the cake! ^_^

But I need my tacos! I need them or I will explode! That happens to me sometimes.
~GIR
by Invader C July 31, 2011
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Gir

teh Badeest bad Ass on Invader Zim oFTo
Some examlples of Gir's awesomeness:
"I wanna be a mongoose. Can I be a mongoose dog?"

"I'm dancin' like a monkey!"

"I'm naked!"

"I saw a aquirrel. It was doin' like this, 'tk tk tk tk tk'"

"I love this show..."

"I miss you cupcake."

"I love-ed you piggy, I LOVE-ED YOU!!!"
by ZeldaNerdd♥ January 12, 2012
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Gir

a nickname for anybody who wears Invager Zim merch often and is very sopntanious and random. Usually is loved my friends and considered almost as family.
HEY Gir! -waves- come over here!
Gir... you have ANOTHER invader Zim shirt?
by Alyssa Kimbrough July 8, 2010
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Gir

Gir is the most emo person in the world and is very emo and homestuck and is a nepeta irl so like yeah ! This 103-Year-Old Woman Is A Walking Textbook — But Her Version Of History Is The One You Want To Hear
Gir likes peace and thinks it's better than chicken and rice
by Aviator Pax November 20, 2021
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Gir

Greens In Regulation

Which is to say, hitting the green in a game of golf in two strokes less than what the par would be for that hole.
-Dan made three GIR's today, he was hitting them beautifully.
by Christopha March 22, 2008
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Gir

The idol of all melodramatic emo people. One of the characters of the worst cartoon show ever, Invader Zim. Probably 90% of the reason that 323 emo people slit their throat when Invader Zim was cancelled. Talks like a half-retarded robot dog thing. Probably the bane of my existance too!
Emo person: I LOVE GIR! HE UNDERSTANDS ME.

Jake (me): No he doesn't. He is a fictional, cancelled cartoon character.

Emo person: You are so mean! Imma go cut myself.
by iusedtobeEMObutnowithasNOPOINT October 27, 2010
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Bloody GIR

Bloody GIR is a picture of GIR covered in blood (hence the name) that the producers snuck in, because Jhonen wanted a GIR covered in blood in an episode, but Nickelodeon prohibited this action. Since the image was already drawn, Jhonen along with J. Bondy, Chris, and Rikki Simons (color artist on the show and voice of GIR), decided to sneak in frames of bloody GIR in about just about every episode after the refusal.

This image can only be seen in frame-by-frame viewing. Otherwise it will be a flash, or, in some cases, blend into the movement of the animation.

It is believed by many fans that this image caused the show to be cancelled. This was not the case, as Nickelodeon found out about the image AFTER the show's cancellation. The true reason behind the series’ cancellation was the lack of viewers.
Guy1- Whoa, I'm pretty sure I just saw a little bloody guy in my head.. Am I insane?

Guy2- Nah, thats one of them little Bloody GIR things Johen hid all over the fucking place.

Guy1- (Ignoring Guy 2) SQAHHHHAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!!! MADNESS!!! MADNESS!!! AHHH AHH AAAAAAAAAHHH!!

Guy2- Whoa, just chi-

Guy1- SQAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!! AAAAAAAAAHHH!!!! AHHHHAAHHHHHH!!!!

(Proceeds to gouge his own eyes out.)
by DontPanic! August 3, 2010
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