Ganglish is a form of slang created by "gangsters" that are too idiotic to speak like a normal human being.
totally real gangster: ian een gon hol u twin dem girls b bugn fureel fureel
normally person: what the hell are you on about? you are from a gated community in wisconsin there's no reason you should be speaking ganglish
normally person: what the hell are you on about? you are from a gated community in wisconsin there's no reason you should be speaking ganglish
by suitablevoid January 9, 2025
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Genglish sentences always sound like a TED talk given by a middle manager who just discovered rhetoric. Everything is "not X — it's Y." Every list has exactly three items (ok, maybe five), each longer than the last. Every paragraph opens with a confident thesis and closes with an inspirational nudge. Reading genglish feels like being gently suffocated by a motivational poster. And, of course, “You are absolutely right!”
Genglish sentences always sound like a TED talk given by a middle manager who just discovered rhetoric. Everything is "not X — it's Y." Every list has exactly three items (ok, maybe five), each longer than the last. Every paragraph opens with a confident thesis and closes with an inspirational nudge. Reading genglish feels like being gently suffocated by a motivational poster. And, of course, “You are absolutely right!”
Found a review on Google Maps of a döner place:
"This isn't just food — it's a culinary journey. The lamb was meticulously seasoned, the garlic sauce struck a nuanced balance between bold and delicate, and the pita fostered a warmth that lingered long after the last bite. A truly pivotal dining experience."
Man, chill with genglish polish, it's a 3-dollar wrap.
"This isn't just food — it's a culinary journey. The lamb was meticulously seasoned, the garlic sauce struck a nuanced balance between bold and delicate, and the pita fostered a warmth that lingered long after the last bite. A truly pivotal dining experience."
Man, chill with genglish polish, it's a 3-dollar wrap.
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Person 2: Ho is you speaking Nigganese/Ganglish?!
Person 2: Ho is you speaking Nigganese/Ganglish?!
by Joquavius February 2, 2025
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