shit-gibbon

A person who is a compete piece of shit.

Donald Trump is such a shit-gibbon!

by shit for brians February 8, 2017

Gibbons Basics

A group of adolescent females who attend Cardinal Gibbons High School and conform to mainstream society's morals, values, and lingo. These girls partake in the same stereotypical activities together which include but are not limited to; coming to school every morning with abstract iced coffee drinks from Starbucks, wearing Vera Bradley handbags, excessive "rolling" of shorts that are much to small for them, use of the phrase "but actually", pretending to be intoxicated after consumption of little to no alcohol, and attending country concerts every weekend while wearing camo apparel because they think they are so "country." Symptoms of basicness also include unhealthy obsessions with Michael Kors, Tory Burch, llamas, Taylor Swift, and spandex.

"Hey dude check out those fine babes, they're pretty good looking lets go talk to them."

"Nah man, look at their iced coffee and spandex, those are some grade A Gibbons basics."

by S_Petro March 7, 2013

funky gibbon

a dance craze popularised by cult 70's show 'the Goddies'.

oh no! dads doing the funky gibbon!

by oops April 18, 2003

funky gibbon

Spontanious sweet dance routine involving flailing arms and a bounce in one's step. Normally occurs in a state of immense euphoria.

Upon finally understanding the complicated conceipt, Leo burst into the funky gibbon!

by Andy C November 6, 2003

Gibongous

Very big. Huge. It's a mix between the words giant and humongous.

Her head was just, big... but her tatas were gibongous!

by k-fred September 11, 2007

Gibbony

The appearance of someone who from a distance or through blurred vision appears hot, but when in focus they fall short of expectations.

You: "He's a looker!"
Me: "Nah he's just Gibbony"

by PrettyStarFury May 16, 2008

pulling a peter gibbons

Waking up one morning and deciding that going to work isn't going to happen and not caring about the consequences

Named after Ron Livingston's character, Peter Gibbons, in Office Space

I felt like sleeping in, so I'm pulling a Peter Gibbons.

by Krystal T January 1, 2006