gilbon 

A Gilbon is someone who never give up on goals , who doesn't settle for average , who is a constant gentleman or lady who makes everyone comfortable , who gives and loves unconditionally ,who can never be understood, if asked for a help will always try their best ,who have the courage of a lion and honor of a wolf, who is extremly good with children and animals.

I wish my son was more gilbon than his present self

gilbon by Steve Mc Arthur November 24, 2021

orange faced shit gibbon 

Slang for the 45th President of the United States of America, Donald John Trump

Man I really wish that orange faced shit gibbon would stop leaving refugees to starve in camps

orange faced shit gibbon by whenuwantapenguininfrance February 5, 2017

Techno Gibbon 

One who, upon hearing the sound of techno music will proceed to dance around in the style of a gibbon. A truly magical sight to behold.

There is only one true techno gibbon and his name is chris. He swings from the trees like no other.

This is techno and this is my fist.

"Here comes that Techno Gibbon." Upon seeing Chris dance in a rather frantic, rhythmic fashion.

Techno Gibbon by Pelican Dan May 26, 2010

Gilboy 

The art of getting fucked up beyond what some would consider, humanly possible.

"Dayyyuuumm, im bout to get GILBOY drunk tonight!"

"Chill out on the frattylight, youre gettin pretty GILBOY."

"This vodkas got me feelin pretty GILBOY'd."

Gilboy by FrattasticBoy September 11, 2011

Peter Gibbons Dream 

When one is completely janked and knackered with the world, their surroundings and its accompanying bullshit, but despite is still able to free their conscience of life's obstructions and grow as a person, finally see the world clearly and live life stress and carefree with fucktitude. This person is living the Peter Gibbons Dream and is said to have gone through the Peter Gibbons Transformation.

* Peter Gibbons is the character referred to from the movie Office Space.
S: "I have been embroiled in a constant battle with myself and for the first time in along time, i've been able to let it all go...just feels like i went through a really good self-renewal session."
J: "That's the fucktitude! You went through the Peter Gibbons Transformation and now youre living the Peter Gibbons Dream yo!"

Peter Gibbons Dream by JE_Klektik July 6, 2006

Gilson 

A wanker that throws fast food at peoples homes.

Did you see the gilson struck again? There’s pizza all over my roof!

Gilson by Jagmeat July 5, 2018

An extra gibbon for good luck 

To obtain extra luck by adding an extra item or 'gibbon' to what you already have.

This phrase comes from Southern China, where the nobel gibbons where seen as "the gentlemen of the forest". These gibbons were collected by wealthy lords and it was common for a lord to add an extra gibbon to his collection to bring enhanced good fortune.

In modern times it has become a phrase used simply to justify overindulging. This phrase is now used less in China and more in Malaysia, Thailand and Sumatra where gibbons still thrive in the wild.

Jonty: Do you really need to take 8 pens into your exam?

Laurence: Well you know what they say, an extra gibbon for good luck.

An extra gibbon for good luck by 劳伦斯 October 14, 2014