Sneaking up on someone and scaring the shit out of them; also, mysteriously appearing at a certain point without other people knowing how you got there.
"There has been a lot of ghosting going on this house lately and it needs to fucking stop."
"Michael ghosted the shit out of Susan this morning."
"Andrew came downstairs and ghosted Susie when she was getting ready for work."
"Michael ghosted the shit out of Susan this morning."
"Andrew came downstairs and ghosted Susie when she was getting ready for work."
by Gary Condit September 16, 2005
The act of fucking someone from behind, getting a mate to take over without the person noticing, then running outside and waving at them to scare the fuck outta them.
by Jimmy D May 18, 2003
Using the "invisible" option on an instant messenger service so that you can see everyone on your buddylist, but you don't show up on theirs.
by Wendi September 03, 2006
On that stretch of highway running by Carrboro, NC, I was ghosting the other night for a short bit as I approached the underpass.
by birdlaunch7 April 05, 2009
The art of carrying on with your routines throughout the day without actually paying attention to what is going on around you, as if you're floating through the day. e.g, other people, conversations, distractions.
"Holy sh*t! Did you see that fat bitch trip up the curb? Hilarious!"
"...huh? Sorry man I was ghosting"
"...huh? Sorry man I was ghosting"
by yesirichards September 09, 2011
When receiving a blow job just prior to climaxing make some smart ass comment to get the girl sucking your cock to laugh just as you blow your load. The result will be the same as making a friend laugh while they are drinking a glass of milk - only creamier.
1. I met this really hot girl at the club last night and ended up ghosting her.
2. My girl was blowing my the other day and I told her that stupid joke of yours. It totally ghosted her.
2. My girl was blowing my the other day and I told her that stupid joke of yours. It totally ghosted her.
by Roundy February 23, 2008
by orca sniffer January 27, 2016