Missfire Ghoster

When you thought had to poo, you farted and nothing came out.

Man I was just in the bathroom and I had a Missfire Ghoster. So sweet! Didn't have to wipe!

by Homer Tomacco May 12, 2010

A miserable son of a ghoster

Mr Little's way of saying "son of a bitch" in a public school

You are a miserable son of a ghoster

by Doctor Frankenstein November 14, 2010

Professional Ghoster

someone who is a pro at ghosting

Damnnn Ajavia is a professional ghoster

by thatghoster127 January 11, 2020

Ghoster

Someone who regularly disappears whilst messaging. May see messages then not reply.

Kyle- Isn't Olivia such a ghoster we are always left alone. Thomas- Yea you know If she didn't do this and actually talked to me then I may like her.

by Thomas Mccambley April 19, 2020

party ghoster

Someone who leaves a party without telling anyone or saying goodbye

Have you seen Trish? She must have left. What a Party Ghoster

by PortageAndMain April 19, 2018

food ghoster

adjective describing one who farts a lot or the one who farted most recent.

aww hell no, I am not inviting Shelia cabin camping again, SHE'S A NASTY ASS FOOD GHOSTER!!

by stankdraggin October 27, 2012

slow ghoster

A person whom you meet in a bar, club or dating site (i.e. Tinder) that after one date attempts to slowly fall off the map. They consider themselves above ghosting, so they slow ghost. It is a psychological winning strategy that requires patience and discipline.

“Yo bro, I met this woman on Tinder and she slow-ghosted me within days. She is a professional slow ghoster. I never even saw it coming!”

by anonymous February 3, 2023