Gherkin

Any hot/ sexy chicks.

Hey did you see that gherkin.

Yeah man, damn. I've git a boner!

How big was her cheese!

by Jizztastic.org.john April 5, 2010

Gherkin

Word is used to describe someone who is not very coordinated or just a general word used for abusing someone. Can often mean disabled aswell, but is not actually said to a disabled person.

"Oh Ben, you are such a gherkin"

by Gav800 September 23, 2005

gherkin

The feeling you get when you have to take a huge dumb.

After I got back from P.F. Changs, I got gherkin, and it was awesome.

by Pinkoid the Clown June 5, 2009

gherkin

dick head, said "dirrrrrrrrrrrrk'ed"
sounding like gherkin :)

Borris Johnson is a gherkin

by zhzhzhzhzhzhzhzhzhzhzhzhzhz June 26, 2009

jerkin' the gherkin

A euphamism for masturbation.

Paul was jerkin' his gherkin to a Britney Spears video.

by the pope June 11, 2004

jerkin the gherkin

A term used for male masturbation. Unsure of the background, maybe there are some guys out there with green vinegary penises.

"Brian had enough of MTV, so he turned to Television X for some real porn. Aroused, he began jerkin' the gherkin".

by Ben Rockitt May 10, 2004

jerkin' the gherkin

Verb. To masturbate. Especially refers to male masturbation. See also spanking the monkey.

Mike said he sprained his wrist by playing the drums, but I know he really did it by jerkin' the gherkin.

by Grandmaster D November 30, 2006