get nut can mean go screw yourself, F off, or kill yourself. This phrase is typically used when someone is making you angry, and you want them to die.
by smackdaddy25 June 22, 2017
Getting your nuts out of the pond refers to the act of losing your virginity or having sexual intercorse. This phrase is typically used by sexually active men in an attempt to frustrate and mess with younger men.
Gino: Now that you transferred out of that all-boys school, you need to talk to chicks and start getting your nuts out of the pond.
Jake: Ok! I know! Leave me alone.
Jake: Ok! I know! Leave me alone.
by ScepticalSapien August 26, 2021
Another way of saying, Even people who get most things wrong in their lives, sometimes get something right
The saying even blind squirrels sometimes get a nut can apply to tv political pundits lying to you all the time who unintentionally accidentally once in a blue moon say something politically true.
by Sexydimma August 15, 2023
How come all my customers are men? It would sure be nice to meet a few chicks around this joint for a change.
after ordering Gooberberry sundaes
Spongebob: Oh waaaaiiiter!!! Waaaiiiiiiiter!! WaiTOR! Waiter!
Waiter: Why do I always get the nuts?
Spongebob: Oh waaaaiiiter!!! Waaaiiiiiiiter!! WaiTOR! Waiter!
Waiter: Why do I always get the nuts?
by jm080800 June 29, 2019
To go absolutely insane and get CRAZY. Usually said when you are feeling dangerous and want others to feed off your energy.
by MIKE ROBBBBBBBB July 08, 2021
by Kincheap May 12, 2009
Asked my boyfriend if he was still committed to me and this was his response... I'm in your world just trying to get a nut
Asked my boyfriend if he was still committed to me and this was his response I'm in your world just trying to get a nut
by Lidia1959 August 14, 2017