Wobby Gurgle

The describes the action of gurgling another man's semen. This tradition has been passed down by the ancient Aztecs. It is said to make the gurgler get a huge throbbing bona and the gurgly (the man who arrives/cums) a soft shrivelled shrimp.

The use of Wobby Gurgle described by Aztecs
Gurgly: I have arrived!!
Gurgler: uugh my balls are throbbing and my veins are popping
Gurgly: well my balls are shrivelled
*Gurgler rapidly cums and shits*
Gurgly: that was gurgalicous

by The Holy Protector Of Butt May 17, 2021

Fuckjuice Gargler

1) An extreme slang term for gay, or someone who gargles with the combined juices from sex.

2)A phrase used by Puppy from Retarded Animal Babies calling Bunny a fag.

What's your problem now, Fuckjuice Gargler? Did you just realize how gay you are?

by Flaminsane January 1, 2010

gargle his marbles

A slang phrase, used by a woman (or a homosexual man ...) to destcribe sucking a person's testicles - gargling is the action and marbles are testicles. Also known as a blowjob, oral sex, and the list goes on.

Woman: I'd like to gargle his marbles!

by Marblegargler October 30, 2007

Gargle Monkey

When a person gargles jizz (like mouthwash).

This morning I ran out of mouthwash, so I had to gargle monkey.

by gfknfkjkjas April 13, 2010

gargle my hog

The act of swallowing a penis so far you can only make choking noises.

Over the last few years Tom has asked to gargle my hog and asked me to gargle his hog many times. I wonder how many times he has been caught gargling hog.

by Welsk March 15, 2016

Lard gargler

An overweight person whose voice is low (due to being overweight) and makes a gargling noise when they speak.

"did you hear her talking? She's so fat she sounds like a lard gargler!"

by AllyLeAnne October 21, 2009

gargleblaster

A kind of drink invented in Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, which is not so much an alcoholic beverage as it is a super freakiy psychodelic fucked up halucinatory headtripping cocktail from some hydrophile's wet dream. After drinking it, it is said that you experience the sensation of having your brain smashed out of your skull with a slice of lemon and then wrapped around a brick of gold.

*Drinks a gargleblaster*

UHHHH! Why did I do that!? WHYyyy is EVerYthing BRIGHT? GoDAmmIt, StoP MOvinG your TENTacLES!

by Kerik July 12, 2006