Glasshole

n. a person who drinks from your emotional glass, leaving you empty and drained.

Her boyfriend was a glasshole who expected her to solve all of his problems

by Natlock February 21, 2020

Grasshole

A type of male (or female if her testosterone level is high enough) that pleasures in douchebaggery and being a dick. It is a pronoun for the word "asshole" that you can use in public without fear of an elderly woman overhearing you and going into cardiac arrest.

Though the word stems from the lesser known Bruchenian dialect, grassholes now exist in every crevice of society. Even celebrities and presidents are douchebags these days, and the term "grasshole" provides the larger public a politically correct way of calling someone a fucktard.

Kanye West: Yo Taylor, I'm really happy for you and Imma let you finish, but Beyonce had the best music video of all time.

Taylor Swift: (stands on stage, shocked)

Audience at home: Day-um. Kanye is a grasshole!

by Eight Tea Overrated November 7, 2010

Gasshole

Gasshole - noun: someone who uses a pump with prepay features but goes inside to pay anyway and takes an unreasonable amount of time leaving his shit box blocking other patrons

pretty sure that stupid gasshole at the fucken Tim Hortons having a coffee. Thankfully I was not alone in the what the fuckery as someone was cussing him out when he left lol

by zerocool6687 May 30, 2018

Gasshole

1. Someone who criticizes electric vehicles aka a Tesla; a portmanteau of gas + asshole.

Greg: EVs are actually worse for the planet.

Emma: Don't be a gasshole, Greg.

by gdavidso2 March 9, 2022

grasshole

when there is hair encompassing your asshole.

guy 1: eww i just stuck my penis in her asshole
guy 1: dude there was so much hair
guy 2: wow man thats not an asshole its a damn GRASSHOLE

by livefreely May 9, 2008

Gasshole

This defines anyone who has hogged so much needless space next to the pump they are using that it prevents me from using the pump behind them. This also defines anyone who after pumping gas leaves their car there to go into the store while I sit behind you...waiting to pump gas.

This guy is really going into the store now after pumping gas WITHOUT moving his car? What a gasshole.

by BionicKid May 24, 2014

grasshole

An old man who's overly obsessed with his lawn, so he yells at people who go near it.

Old man: Hey! Get off my lawn, or I'll beat you with my cane!

Kid: Ugh, what a grasshole.

by Questionizer February 18, 2009