geographic cure

When someone believes that by changing their location (school, work, country etc) their problems will magically solve themselves.

I get bad grades so if i change schools it'll just magically get better is an example of belief in the geographic cure

by John Ciizen December 20, 2016

National Geographic nipples

N. Extremely long, very disturbing, nipples of a woman. "National Geographic" refering to African tribal women as featured topless in the magazine.

Damn bitch, dem National Geographic nipples are fuckin freaky.

by M. Boogie September 9, 2006

National Geographitits

When a womans boobs sag so bad that her nipples point toward the ground. It kinda remonds you of the days when you would look at the National Geographic Magazines to see the naked Pigmies!!

Dude!! I took off her bra, and these horrid National Geographitits poped out! It kinda ruined the moment!!

by Macabre(EJR) June 5, 2004

Geographical Whore

When a country has been conquered and settled over by enemy nations so many times, they are essentially a whore of the world.

The Philippines is a geographical whore.

by Godismyname1234 November 16, 2021

geographucked

ge·og·ra·phuck·ed

The conscious experience of being fucked in all directions.

"Bro, that test for GEOG 101 got me geographucked!"

"I miss my girlfriend, isn't distance one big geographuck?"

"This geographucking map is so outdated!"

by a tad geographucked February 7, 2008

Geographical Goats

Geography for goats: a classroom exclusively for goats who have no place in this world and should really be eliminated ASAP but oh well especially if you are wallowing in self pity and have no place in art and your art teacher shoves you in the bin with your failed project/life and you just wanna be with your friend in a goat classroom with no other people/creatures/socially acceptable things and although someone will still probably come destroy the goat classroom to get rid of us i really like it because i am a goat

Dave: Did you manage to join the geographical goats classroom on quizlet?
Barry: Nah bro it's super exclusive, like only members or something.
Dave: Mad I know, i'm going to keep trying tho

by DaveGave May 17, 2019

National Geographic

1) An ethnocentric magazine that puts Western society on the same level as God.
2) Softcore porn.

Bob's wife thinks he subscribes to National Geographic because he is anthropologically inclined. She is wrong.

by CCM January 26, 2006