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Geosexual

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Someone sexually attracted to earth, the ground, or nature in general.
James is a geosexual.
by Mmslave June 16, 2018
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Gearsexual

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Substituting a healthy human relationship for laptop and console gaming.
RJ is totally a gearsexual. He would rather play on his PS4 than spend time with his hot girlfriend.
by RJ’s GirlfrIend’s Mom August 8, 2018
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Genesexual: attraction toward just the opposite sex in a way that puts even feminine or masculine tropes under without influence. A genesexual male is attracted to all things female, a genesexual female is attracted to all things male. To be genesexual you must find all opposites attractive whether they be in a state of transition or not. Genesexual’s usually claim a single color.
“He/she/they/it classifies as genesexual”
by OnlyMan June 3, 2022
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Geeksexual

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A flaccid, slovenly, and pasty guy, who has a single-minded passion for a scientific or technical pursuit. A socially inept man, that does not display clues of traditional sexual orientation, but rather comes off as non-sexual.
See that Spock look-a-like, mouth agape and drooling, while playing World of Warcraft... yeah... geeksexual.
by Zoyx October 28, 2005
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Gunsexual

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Someone who identifies as Gunsexual is both physically and sexually attracted to firearms. Gunsexuals will often be in relationships with multiple guns large and small. Gunsexuals do not choose to be gunsexual but are actually born that way. Scientists have found physical traits exhibited in gunsexuals that give root to the idea that they were born the way they are. Those physical traits are small penis and micro-penis. Currently no nation or state recognizes Human-Gun marriage. Humans mate with guns usually by insertion of the penis (males) into the barrel of said gun or by insertion of the gun into the vagina (females) or the anus (males or females). Gunsexualism is most predominant in the south where guns can be found to sleep with their sister guns.
Cleetis is gunsexual and is in the closet about being attracted to his AR-15. He claims that he is just "exercising his second amendment right" and "protecting himself" but he secretly uses it to insert and stimulate his anus, as do most owners of said weapon.
by JuFu August 6, 2014
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gleesexual

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Being attracted to only characters from glee.
Hey could I get your number baby?”

“NO IM gleesexual!”
by Datboiyetstillgleek December 29, 2020
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Gsexual

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Noun: someone who is attracted to grandmas

Taken from the term asexual in an appropriate way. Gsexual is mostly used for grandmas but in certain occasions it can be used for grandpas.
Jack: “man that grandma is hot!”

Bob: “you must be gsexual.”
by Keisha69 July 26, 2021
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