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Get the GayRetard mug.An incongruous state of enclosure enforced by the birth of a first born child, particulary used to note the juxtaposition of parental responibility with the obvious benefits of an upcoming event.
I'll have to check with (partner) first, I'm Gazprellied mate.
I really want to do it, but I've been Gazprellied since the baban came along.
I really want to do it, but I've been Gazprellied since the baban came along.
by reissboyo October 15, 2009
Get the Gazprellied mug.A person named garrett that is gay making the name gay-rett. This kind of person is often affiliated with retardation as there iq is about 10 and the brain is small just like their penis. Gayretts penis size averages to about 1 millimeter and often times can be inverted. Gayrett does not know anything he doesn't even know how to spell trivago. The last thing that you can identify a gayrett by is that they or he often jerks off to family photos and he has anger problems sometimes he will cuss you out saying "fuck" at least 15 times and he sounds really funny and it's easy to laugh at. He always tries to outsmart people but it never works out because he's too fucking retarded he also pronounces names and words with a 5-10 second holdback like ma Xxxxxxxxxx
That is the gay retard that we know today as gayrett
That is the gay retard that we know today as gayrett
1. That's so gayrett
2. How do u spell trivago?
3. Why is gayrett such a little snitch on me for playing my PlayStation
4.Gayrett says he carried me on rocket league or some bullshit
2. How do u spell trivago?
3. Why is gayrett such a little snitch on me for playing my PlayStation
4.Gayrett says he carried me on rocket league or some bullshit
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Get the Gayrett mug.1. A security guard hired to protect cattle from rustlers.
2. A man who enjoys observing another man's penis without permission, usually in public washrooms and showers.
3. A derogatory term for a homosexual man.
4. A person who has a fetish for excessively large vaginal lips and/or a protruding clitoris. (see flower or labia)
2. A man who enjoys observing another man's penis without permission, usually in public washrooms and showers.
3. A derogatory term for a homosexual man.
4. A person who has a fetish for excessively large vaginal lips and/or a protruding clitoris. (see flower or labia)
1. "Bob. Wake up. It looks like the ol' piss-tank meat gazer finally passed out. I'm going in to hiest that heffer behind him. Watch my back."
2. "I seen you checking out my crotch, you meat gazer!"
3. "Hey Jim, be careful. I'm pretty sure the bus driver is a meat gazer cuz he smiled at me."
4. "I seen you checking out my pee flaps, you meat gazer!"
2. "I seen you checking out my crotch, you meat gazer!"
3. "Hey Jim, be careful. I'm pretty sure the bus driver is a meat gazer cuz he smiled at me."
4. "I seen you checking out my pee flaps, you meat gazer!"
by Mickey Nation November 12, 2006
Get the meat gazer mug.N. Man who is in a threesome with one women and another man who stares at the other mans ram rod instead of nailing the woman.
Dude, Chuck is such a MEAT GAZER. Chuck and I were nailing your sister last night, and Chuck would not stop meat gazing my junk.
by Dervienerslider November 3, 2009
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