A “Original” recipe since 1932 that tastes like ass. It’s a disgusting taste of pretzel that deserves nothing in money.
You like Gardetto’s? It’s a disgusting taste of pretzel that deserves nothing in money. You fat ass fuck die in fucking hell, man-whore.
by AliAandMayo December 24, 2018
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(ga-doosh) verb - 1) To physically or mentally destroy.
2) To claim victory.
3) To ejaculate with a scream; word used during act
2) To claim victory.
3) To ejaculate with a scream; word used during act
1) C'mon, harder, harder, I'm about ready to... GAUDEUSCH!
2) That was great, lets lay here a while
1) No. I'm leaving right now and never calling you again, gaudeusch.
2) But-
1) And I just gave you crabs. DOUBLE GAUDEUSCH!
2) That was great, lets lay here a while
1) No. I'm leaving right now and never calling you again, gaudeusch.
2) But-
1) And I just gave you crabs. DOUBLE GAUDEUSCH!
by Adam Hellman May 17, 2007
Get the gaudeusch mug.A male name.
He not very social at first ( especially with girls ) but eventually he opens up.
He has eyes that look like it belonged to a lion.
Acts like a nerd at times but he is cool.
He is a tall and cute guy.
He always does the right thing.
He has a awesome deep accent.
dosen't always go to school but still has a good grade.
OVERALL, You should be lucky to meet a person like him.
He is a one-of-a kind :)
He not very social at first ( especially with girls ) but eventually he opens up.
He has eyes that look like it belonged to a lion.
Acts like a nerd at times but he is cool.
He is a tall and cute guy.
He always does the right thing.
He has a awesome deep accent.
dosen't always go to school but still has a good grade.
OVERALL, You should be lucky to meet a person like him.
He is a one-of-a kind :)
person 1: dude where is bob today? he hasn't been at school for two weeks!?
person 2: oh.... he pulled a gaudenis again.
person 2: oh.... he pulled a gaudenis again.
by last rose of may October 24, 2012
Get the Gaudenis mug.The immense feeling superiority a person feels when they witness an ambitious person fail in some challenge.
A lazy person who feels begrudgingly towards a successful person and then a sense of elation when that person fails
A lazy person who feels begrudgingly towards a successful person and then a sense of elation when that person fails
He tried and failed. I did nothing so I did no fail. It is gaudere superus - I am better than him now.
by Hugh Wards September 28, 2018
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Get the Gardettie mug.Gudetu is a female name. She has inner self-hatred when it comes to who she really is. Gudetu is nice, but can often be a bitch. She is two-sided, usually serious, but depending on her mood she can be sort of funny. Gudetu’s either have a big forehead or a big nose, and are typically overweight.
by hawiwi November 23, 2021
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