the gaming fungus

a legendary being with all powerful knowledge and answers to every question that should be shared with the world. when they find out they are the gaming fungus, they will want to keep the knowledge to themselves, so the gaming fungus spirit leaves them to find a new fungus. fungi must have influence. the first ever gaming fungus was TheGamingMushroom (fungus the first) and the gaming fungus spirit left him because he didn't have enough influence. the second fungus was TheFungus (fungus the second). he had good influence, so we arent sure what happened for him to lose the spirit of the gaming fungus. he had an existential crisis after the spirit left him. the third gaming fungus was legendary Sebi (fungus the third). He got 2 hours of sleep in 60 hours. the power of the gaming fungus truly thrived. the gaming fungus spirit also leaves people when they arent divine enough to hold the knowledge. this happened to sebi when he sent his pp in #music-commands. the current gaming fungus is Sebastian (fungus the fourth). he owns slaves, who gave him the n word pass. his knowlege is spread through small phrases, such as "n word" and "fuck that hurt" and "ca va bien." it is up to the people he influences to figure this out. there is a pattern to the funguses, and that is two funguses (GamingMushroom, TheFungus) and then two sebastian sounding names (sebi, sebastian). we have determined that the next fungus is The Amungus Fungus (fungus the fifth) the leader of the US military. \

Normie 1: "There's all these the gaming fungus gifs on discord, what even is it?"

Enlightened person 1: "well my brudda, you see..."

by fungusfollower March 2, 2021

Gaming disorder

A made up "disorder" by a previously reputable organization called WHO. If you play video games when you are alone, you now have a "mental disorder", Although other addictions to activities such as watching movies or watching too many sports are completely normal.

Person 1: Do you play video games instead of doing Math homework?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: OMG!!, I didn't know you had mental issues. Here take this pill, we need to get rid of your "Gaming disorder".

by SJ Warrior August 19, 2018

Mastroi Gaming

Mastroi Gaming is a person who has no game and gets no bitches

"Did you know that George is a virgin?"

"Everybody knows that, he's Mastroi Gaming"

"Have you ever had a girlfriend?"
"No"
"That's so mastroi gaming

by mastraki December 3, 2022

Gaping Dumas

1. An anus which has been probed and penetrated to the point that one's head will fit inside their respective anal cavity.

2. Anal cavity that can entertain objects 12 inches in diameter or larger.

Hey John, get your fingers out of your asshole! You already have a slim dumas. You want to end up with a flaccid, amorphous gaping dumas too?

by Ham Glaze Washington November 29, 2010

gaginger

Pronounced ga-jing-er. It can mean whatever you want it to mean... but at the end of the day, a gaginger is a vagina, a gooch, a cooch, a poos, anything you can stick your finger in. Always there, always open and never lets you down !

I woke up this morning and I had a finger in my gaginger.

by akotts February 11, 2012

Victim Gaming

When someone victimizes themselves instead of taking responsibilities for their own actions in a game.

"wow! No one revied me"-Erimos

"you're just victim gaming"-Jason

by Gjlii January 28, 2018

Gassing

To boost someone's ego, or make something seem more hype than it actually is/was.

You're gassing him up too much. Stop gassing them up they already full of themselves.

by gasmia July 18, 2017