Gaseous Cracker

A white person with an excessive amount of gas.

Once the Gaseous Cracker has released it’s deadly fumes it can reach within a mile radius, known as the red zone. The next zone is known as the blue zone, where if inhaled can cause vomiting, diarrhea, hallucinations, and sometimes death.

by Sparky_lumps December 7, 2020

Gaseous gnascious

Used interchangeably to refer to both the vagina and the anus. Believed to refer to the looseness of a high-traffic vagina/anus.

"Am I gonna get to put my howard Dean in your gaseous gnascious or what, bitch?"

by Pepe von Valderheimer December 10, 2006

Gaseous Inhalement

To suck ones fart through a straw. Commonly takes place at drunken orgies during foreplay, but occasionly has been known to happen at family parties. Sometimes a residue is left in the straw and vomiting is imminent. Further inhalment ensues in practically eating excrement.

Guy 1 - Hey... what the fuck areyou doing? get that straw out of my ass!

Guy 2 - Chill Grandad, i was just partaking in an act of Gaseous Inhalement.

by Questosterone March 21, 2011