garnishz

Any Garnish on the rim of a cocktail that high end bartenders who get creative with their recipes use.

Don't give me no soggy fruit, stick some garnishz in my juice. F'chizz!

by CO in Sac. January 4, 2008

Floor Garnish

The piece of lime on your glass of Vodka-Cranberry that will inevitably end up on the floor of the bar.

“There’s a nice piece of floor garnish down there”

by jay-nj February 18, 2023

dingo garnish

A common term for an infants matinee jacket, originates from the Azaria Chamberlain case where baby Azaria was taken from a campsite in Central Australia in 1982, Azaria was wearing a matinee jacket at the time and the jacket was found later with teeth marks from a dingo and blood on it. The jacket had been discarded and the baby eaten, much like the garnish on a steak.

Jeezus its cold, better put some dingo garnish on the kid before we go out.

by Morbidly Obese guy June 20, 2023

gentleman’s garnish

when you put your dick in someone’s drink and the balls hangs outside against the glass

beach dad chad provided the girl with a gentleman’s garnish after a long night of drinking that seemed to go nowhere

by Mikhalla December 28, 2022

Arse Garnish

When your arse crack looks like an unused flowerbed after taking a dump

My girlfriend didn't wipe her arse properly after a good crap. She had enough arse garnish to make Alan Titchmarshs' garden grow.

by ravenutter September 8, 2013

garnished dish

Not an obscure sex term.

"He referred to a garnished dish and actually meant a garnished dish! I was shocked"

by J.PthinknhesaG November 13, 2015

Garnishment

I will stop showing up to work immediately is a single cent is removed. I'll wait til the last day of my "5 day to pay or quit" and stab a fucking child in the fucking face.

Hym "I told you my garnishment story right? I worked as an installment tech and after a wage fraud scandal I got roped up in, instead of turning me over to the police they garnished my wage. Like 50% of it. Worked for like 5 dollars an hour for a year. Found out later that they were taking way more than any judge would have sentenced me to pay... Good times. But judges do not matter anymore. Only 1 thing matters."

by Hym Iam May 2, 2025