North garland

The nations school for fuckboys and thots. Good luck finding a serious relationship

Good luck finding a relationship at north garland

by Slave owner08 January 30, 2019

Merrick Garland

It’s like a cock block but a judge block

Turtle Mitch pulling a Merrick Garland.

by Saramishawn October 26, 2020

Dark Garland

Attorney General Merrick Garland’s alter ego

One day after transnational mobster and criminal The Former Guy demanded DOJ release the warrant to search his Florida shithole, Dark Garland stepped to the podium and said “I’ve authorized release of the warrant so America can see how royally fucked you are. your move, traitor”

by Uncle Joosie August 11, 2022

garlasco

(Vb) Pretend to campaign on behalf of certain principles whilst abrogating these in private.

I've just garlascoed in support of dolphins, but fancy some shark fin soup?

by Fitzgerald88 September 11, 2009

EAST GARLAND

ONE OF THE REALEST HOODS IN DALLAS TX!!

NA DONT FUCK WIT DAT NIGGA HE FROM EAST GARLAND

by eAST sIDE hOMEBOY October 5, 2008

Ass Garland

A string of dingle berries left on a single strand of ass hair after wiping, much like popcorn on a string at christmas time.

Grandpa had a bad case of Ass Garland that fell on the floor and grandma picked it up and tried to clasp it around her wrist like a bracelet.

by cydedish February 25, 2014

Garland

A boy that likes to drink garbage juice (AKA Big Red) who likes to annoy his friends. He flirts with everyone without warning. Likes to moan when he eats his food and generally mess around like he doesn't know any better.

Garland is a piece of garbage.

by khtheatreWHS May 24, 2018