gargaling maria

Whenever you have to go in a girls mouth but she says no so you stick it in her ear and blow it throwher brain

bitch told me no not in her mouth and i didnt know what to do so i pulled a gargaling maria right in her ear and her head exsploded

by Patrick Magil April 19, 2008

Gargalog, destroyer of worlds

the name for the spider in the corner of my room

Tim: “Hey man have you seen Gargalog, destroyer of worlds lately?”
Tom: “Who?”
Tim: “The name for the spider in the corner of my room”
Tom: “Oh sorry I killed him earlier”
Tim: “Okay that’s the last straw I need to call Carnale, destroyer of destroyers of worlds”

by porkyneedshelp July 24, 2021

Gargalow

A large and/or oversized amount of liquid that will soon be swallowed.

"That gallon of water is a gargalow"

"I'm not gay, but if the day I suck a cock, I want to digest a gargalow of semen"
"Oh No! I must be sick! There's a gargalow of green fluid rapidly coming out of my body where the sun don't shine!"

"Big Brother!? What are you doing? Are you trying to unleash a gargalow of your holy hot sauce onto my back, while I'm stuck in the dryer??"

by mistresskittypop March 26, 2023

gargalicious

Testicular size of a gargoyle, or the act of gargling with your bf batter

girl, last night your man was absolutely gargalicious...lol

by Penelope Pekrfeather, lll November 23, 2023

Gargalis

To give head so much and so hard your body requires cum to function, similar to food and water. It is a curse that only afflicts few and far between, but it is terminal.

"They sucked too close to the sun and ended up getting Gargalis."

by Puppygirl Universe July 3, 2024