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gardner buddy

A girl, usually an older woman, whom a man likes to fertilize with.
by ak039 February 27, 2011
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Gardner-Webb University

A small, private Baptist college located in the town of Boiling Springs.
Gardner-Webb University is located in a one stoplight town
by yohon February 10, 2005
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Gardner Time

The amount of time used to procure lunch for fellow co-workers. Unlike the rest of the English speaking, time telling world, Gardner Time operates on its own schedule with no rhyme or reason. In most cases you should double Gardner Time estimates to more accurately correlate with real world time keeping practices.
Good Guy: Hey guys, Ill pick up lunch today for everyone, Ill be back in about 25 minuets.

All: Crap - he uses Gardner Time, an hour later we are still wasting away with no food....
Good Guy: Sorry that took so long, I had to run by Carmax, get an appraisal, pick up coffee, solve world peace, got stuck behind an old person, and they only took cash at pickup..
by FD45acp October 19, 2015
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Gardner Bullis Elementary School

Gardner is a school in Los Altos Hills, California. The kids that go to it are hella rich and have like trillion dollar houses. The teachers are pretty much bipolar and know nothing about teaching. The classrooms are falling apart. The principle tries to act cool by wearing shape ups everywhere. She has no control of the students what so ever. The teachers switch out every year because they don't have enough money for them. The P.E. teacher goes crazy sometimes and just ignores the students while he sits on his "Swedish chair". You can't understand the digital arts teacher, the drama teacher has no butt, and the art teacher is a hippie. To top it all of all the kids are not athletic and they lose in the junior olympics every single year.
Kelsey: What school do you go to?

Bob: Gardner Bullis Elementary School

Kelsey: That sucks.
by ilovedogs98 June 19, 2011
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Gardner, KS

A small city in Eastern KS 25 minutes outside of Kansas City. Known for mass amounts of illegal drugs and cops that do absolutley nothing about it. Also, the people that aren't on drugs are usually stuck up because they think they came from money.
by kcrofford June 14, 2011
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Gardner grenade

A variation of the Oklahoma hand grenade, where a woman jerks off her male partner into her asshole, then farts the load back onto the male partners face.
Did you hear what that nasty fuck josh did? When he was banging that swamp donkey out he had her give him a Gardner grenade, he had to take a shower to get all that dirty sausage slime off his face.
by Mr. Gagsonmen February 6, 2025
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Gardner Hairspray

putting human feces in your hair to alter the color of it.
Benjamin wanted his hair to look a bit more brown for the Trapped In Detroit concert, so he gave himself a Gardner Hairspray.
by ShitterTitter March 18, 2025
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