garbonzo 

Noun.

Garbage, trash, rubbish, useless, bullshit.

This is complete garbonzo!

Toss it right in the garbonzo!

garbonzo by CQX118118 February 7, 2023

blazing garbonzo 

To rub the penis in a bag of dorritos "sweet chili heat" chips before sticking it in the female's nose

"baby, baby, baby... just let me run to the 7-11, then we can do a BLAZING garbonzo"

"this one girl was lippin' out all night so I decided to give'r the ol' blazing garbonzo"

blazing garbonzo by Gordon A. Schumway September 30, 2009

Garbanzogasm 

A festival of chickpeas.

The garbanzogasm tonight will definitly cause a few rachel and sam orgasms. I'll bring the hummus!

Garbanzogasm by Sam and Rachel December 24, 2008

Garbonculous 

This term means that something is utterly ridiculous or out of this world.

"you're garbonculously stupid" - Larry

"wow, you're a garbonculous" - the creator

Garbonculous by duffensmirts February 10, 2023

garbonzo 

to insert the penis into the partner's nose

i garbonzo'd her

garbonzo by me February 18, 2003

garbanzo beaner 

a person who is white or obviously not a beaner tries to act as such

that white person is posing as a gangster (meaning a "cool" mexican) he is a garbanzo beaner

garbanzo beaner by AntiConnor January 13, 2008

dirty garbanzo bean 

a dirty mexican pussy that smells like tacos and old dick juice

Maria's dirty garbanzo bean made me throw up and shit my pants

dirty garbanzo bean by Nandy143 February 11, 2008