Gannon

he is the most amazing guy. he is loving and caring. everyone wants to be his friend or more ;) because he’s amazing. he’s so modest and hot as hell. he could get any girl he wants, but doesn’t because he isn’t a fuck boy and waits for the right person. he is so full of love and conpassion. and is amazing. everyone deserves a gannon, but sadly there isn’t enough of them for everyone.

Do you know Gannon?

No, I wish I did!!

I know right!! He’s amazing!!

by hello_hi_love_you July 9, 2018

Gannon banned

adjective: to have misspelled the Legend of Zelda's character Ganon's name with 2 n's.

Person 1: Dude, you misspelled Ganon's name with two n's.
Person 2: Oh, I wasn't sure.
Person 1: Lol, n00b. You just got Gannon banned.

by foxy_grandpa February 20, 2009

Ganondorf

Also known as: King of Evil; King of Thieves. First appeared in The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time. The King of the Gerudo Tribe, in which one male is born every hundred years. He has aspired to capture a mythical relic known as the Triforce to conquer the coountry (continent?) of Hyrule. He is later sealed in the Dark World by Princess Zelda and the Hero of Time, Link. Reappears in The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker, and is turned to stone at the end of it.

See: evil, villain, megalomaniac

Ganondorf destroyed the hero with a swift attack.

or

The hero Link was defeated by the Evil King Ganondorf.

by Banette, Queen of Evil November 5, 2004

Ganondrian

When someone is playing a paladin to perfection and keeping endurance levels at all time highs

HOLY SHIT THAT GUY IS SO GANONDRIAN ON THAT CLASS.

by Ganaladin August 17, 2009

Ganonballs

The testicles of Ganondorf, a creaking sound can be heard when playing Ganondorf in Super Smash Bros. Brawl

"Suck on my GANONBALLS!" "Taste my GANONBALLS!"

by Ganonballs November 13, 2011

thunderblight ganon

a fucking bitch of a zelda breath of the wild boss.

Thunderblight Ganon is my worst nightmare.

by Champion Mipha's Soul September 18, 2019

Gannon (v.)

To ask easy questions under false pretenses for partisan reasons (synonymous with "shill").

Inspired by "Jeff Gannon", the phony White House "reporter") who was recently revealed to be a fraud.

We were gannoned this afternoon, so it was no big deal.

by Vlad the Impaler February 25, 2005