ass gasket

paper toilet seat protectors found in a dispenser usually on the wall

i was afraid to catch something from the toilet seat 'cuz they were out of ass gaskets

by alascar August 19, 2010

gackt

A j-rock (arguably considered visual kei, j-pop or j-punk) singer. Many people find him extremely attractive, at least partially to his mysterious, semi-gothic persona and unique, almost soft vocals. Formerly of the band Malice Mizer, he claims to be 400 years old (other estimates place him in his late twenties, early thirties) and frequently changes his image. He's far from attention-shy and neither confirms... nor denies questions about his sexuality- in fact, he encourages them.

'OMGGACK U TOE! GAAAAACKT! GACKT MARRYE MEE! lol so hawt!' - American 'otaku'

'I like this song. Turn it up. It's By Gakuto Camui.' American fan

by Tacklehawg April 17, 2006

Gacktese

Gackt, the oh-so-lovely jrock singer, tends to be bad at english. Well, mainly cos he's japanese. When he sings in english it sounds so bad it has been known as Gacktese nowadays. (but he's not ALWAYS that bad, though)

Gacktese:
The eebneeng rites, kararing da nights buezee abanooz
Dohn za street bweens blat memreez uv you (from Decemer love song)

Translation:
The evenings lights, coloring the nights busy avenues
Down the street brings back memories of you.

See what I mean...? (btw, Sverige kick ass!!) XD

by Beatorisu October 29, 2005

gacktopia

The world of Gackt fans, where Gackt can do no wrong. and the world revolves around him! Gackt is a popular Japanese singer and entertainer, and Gacktopia is his world! In Gacktopia, Gackt is sleeping with just about any other JRocker, particularly Hyde, You or Masa.

"Hey, that fanboy is drooling over pictures of Gackt and Hyde!"

"Yeppers, he lives in Gacktopia!"

by rjones2818 January 10, 2008

butt gasket

The sanitary paper seat covers for a public toilet.

Walking out of the bathroom, someone says: "Dude, you got a butt gasket stuck to your shoe."

by Rev. Bill October 20, 2007

Taco gasket

Facial hair that seals the deal

Nicetaco gasket

by Maximus512 August 28, 2016

Ass Gasket

Noun.
History: Believed to be a Gallagher-ism (American comic of 1980s & 1990s known mostly for pulverizing melons w/a huge slegehammer in his shows).
Definition: Those wisp-thin, slightly waxy paper toilet seat covers offered in public toilets to protect one's bodunkadunk from coming in contact with someone else's funk.

When using the toilet at the Port Authority Bus Terminal, always put an ass gasket down before you cop a squat.

by Maven April 15, 2004