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Frumundastache

A practical joke wherein the prankster harvests some of the residual cheese that resides in the hair between the scrotum and anus and applies it liberally to the upper lip of the party receiving the prank. For best results, utilize stealth to ensure a proper surprise!
You had better not fall asleep around here, or you might awaken to the aroma of a fresh frumundastache!
by Dogs.Breakfast July 9, 2014
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fumunda cheese

A substance that is formed when a male doesnt know how to wash his frank and beans correctly.. Its a bacteria that grows from sweat, flakes of dead skin, and dirt, Sometimes mixed with ejaculate..
Your hungry? Yeah well ill make you a nice sandwich cover in fumunda cheese.. Yeah from under des nuts... Murwahahaha
by EvilToasterPastry August 1, 2003
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frumunesan cheese

Vanille looked in the mirror to find frumunesan cheese on her forehead and around her lips. A hoe fo sho...
by yo pimp, mua fucka April 30, 2010
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fermunda cheese

The shit that collects under some unwashed nuts.
I've got some mad fermunda cheese!

Fermunda Cheese?

Yeah, fermunda my nuts!
by Dane February 15, 2004
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fumunda crunchies

The eye goop from a prostitute when she wakes up after a long night of teabagging.
"Dude at least I don't eat Fumunda cruchies for breakfast."

"Fumunda Crunchies, the breakfast of low class scandalous hoes."
by STWW October 29, 2006
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Fermunda Cheese

The accumulation of sweat, dirt, grime, and stank under a man's ball sack after the daily grind. Usually far to potent for the possibility of sexual acts such as fellatio. See also duck butter.
Ew Rich, I can't give u some knobber because that fermunda cheese is atrocious.
by Chris P September 1, 2008
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fumunda

the smelly translucent waxy discharge, or accumulation of body filth, lint, penal/rectal discharge, beneath ones testicles, or around the retracted tip of an uncircumcised penis.
KID:hey coach want some fumunda cheese?
COACH: whats fumunda cheese?
KID: CHEESE FUMUNDA MY BALLS!!!
by Tart Firkinson August 26, 2004
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