Fungal Postage

The presentation of a mushroom stamp by some asshole in a suit or a bmw.

At the board meeting Mr. Worthington gave that intern major fungal postage.

Dude why did you tell Mr Hamilton I was late yesterday. Watch out for some serious fungal postage.

by Nicholas Breedlove April 19, 2008

Fungal Irony

A form of irony part-venerating, part-mocking, part-fearing mushrooms, molds, lichens and all other forms of fungi.

Shrigma Males are a subset of Fungal Irony

by Sussus Hapus September 24, 2021

Bungle Fungal

Ass Fungus; Butt mildew

"Dude I was fuckin her doggy style and smelled somethin bad so I spread her ass cheeks and she has bungle fungals!"

by Sir Dangles January 12, 2009

Suburban fungal

The inner city phenomenon of the worst suburban ideals such as: conformity, cookie cutter, boring and small-mindedness infecting a major city from the inside out.

Today I saw yet another "mom & Pop" shop close only to be replaced with another Bridle/baby stroller/Bank Branch/all you can eat buffet/home wares store in San Francisco. The "Suburban Fungal" is growing.

by indieboysf August 23, 2012

Going Fungal

A lot slower than "going viral"

Gal 1: "why did you do the FB post on that stupid shit about sweaty sex with animals?

Gal 2: "It's going viral."

Gal 1: "Sorry, you may get 3 likes at the most. It's going fungal."

by euphemismo October 21, 2012

fungal jungal

When u have mildew between ur thighs

"the sight of you is nauseating, but i love you! u have mildew between ur thighs, like a fungal jungle"

by Stephanie Dare January 29, 2004

Fungal Jungle

Someone who goes down on a girl, while they have a yeast infection.

Matt Hallock gave fungal jungle to Courtney Love.

by i gave your daughter STD's October 26, 2002