funcuring

To throw mashed potatoes at hippos.

"I was over there funcuring the hippos!"

by Surreal November 28, 2003

Funattractive

A funattractive person is someone who is fairly unattractive yet fairly fun to hang out with.

Tom: Hey, how was hanging out with that chick last night?
Jeff: It was a lot of fun. We played Modern Warfare 2 all night and then watched LOST. She's really cool to hang out with.
Tom: That's awesome. Too bad she doesn't have the looks.
Jeff: Yeah, she's pretty funattractive.

by markhimself46 February 13, 2010

Functional Stoner

A person who smokes pot all day everyday but is still badass enough to get all their shit done.

I just did all my homework, I'm definitely a functional stoner.

by So Bomb. February 19, 2010

functiontration

n. The faculty which is required to complete basic manual tasks. Often impaired by hangovers, substance abuse, etc. One may have the concentration required, but not the functional ability, or vice-versa.

a portmanteau of functionality and concentration.

(also v. functiontrate)

I'm so fucked, I don't even have the functiontration to roll a cigarette.

I'd like to cook you breakfast, but I don't think I can functiontrate for long enough.

by number86 February 27, 2011

Funchee

When you smokin' hot like a steak on a grill. Makes the boy/girl blush so hard they say "humminah humminah zip zang wooww."

Me:Hot dang, Cobly looking funchee today

by FadFalcon January 13, 2020

function

a party up in da hood

Me and da niggas goin to a function over on Northgate.

by Nutty NIGGA FRom Da NORF July 3, 2006

FuncoLand

One of the original and now nearly extinct gaming stores that was bought out by and inevitably changed to Game Stop. Only a choice few remain unscathed whilst waiting for their lease to run up under the name funco land where they'll then change it to gamestop.

Fuck Ferris, save Funco.

by Don Johnson April 8, 2005