Functional Stoner

A person who gets stoned with a certain amount of bud but however, he or she is still at their full capacity to do certain tasks without an issue. A functional stoner can go to work or a public place and act completely normal as if they're not stoned.

John: You seen the video where Bob Marley smokes a lot of bud and then get back in the studio?
David: Yea damn how was he able to pull that off?
John: Dude, he is a functional stoner that's why

by RaphDaGwapMan August 18, 2013

functional idiot

A person who isn't real bright, but is capable, and sometimes very good, at enough things in life to succeed.

Tim is a functional idiot. He may be a little slow, but he's a great mechanic, and is well liked around the shop.

by someguy1985 November 7, 2015

funclog

it is when you are a clogger pogger and you have fun in the way you pog and you are with your cuddle bug beatie and you fidget trade and are all having fun with a bugaboo

Claire: hello my beatie I am very much happy
Audrey: Hello clogger pogger I was just pogging in a not sus way
Claire: SO ZOOPY WE ARE FUNCLOG

by funclogshitz June 22, 2021

Function

Coined in the Bay Area in California, a "function" is another word for a party

Did you see him at the function last night? The boy was giggin'.

by Grace M for Composition Class October 10, 2019

Bitch fence

When girls stand close together, in a line, and usually front to back as if each of them were a paling of a fence, to take a picture.

Usually when they are all dressed up and about to go to a club.

"Hey girls, lets make a bitch fence and upload a picture to facebook before we go out."

by Hellfish January 11, 2013

the speech function

without this useful little tool, Stephen Hawking would not have a voice.

also, you wouldn't be able to mix hilarious but mildly racist terms together in a high pitched robot voice.

"Siyock!!"
"What the hell?"
"Oh sorry, that was the speech function on my Mac"

by wambulance June 12, 2009

Rooster Fenced

To interfere with someone who is getting familiar with, conversing with, or hooking up with a member of the opposite sex. Similar to that of a cock block.

Scott was about to hook up with Beca, but Sammie went and rooster fenced him.

by oh snapple January 22, 2010