the act of humping furniture as a means of sexual stimulation so as to keep one from doing stupid things such as chronic masturbation or rape; often done in such segregated environments as the armed forces or summer programs such as GHP
by GSB55 June 27, 2009
Get the Fumpingmug. "Well, I was keen to give it a go but it ended up just being another fump"
"You all know Blake, get a few drinks in him and he'll be fumping everything in sight!"
"You all know Blake, get a few drinks in him and he'll be fumping everything in sight!"
by c00pala May 31, 2018
Get the Fumpmug. When you sit on the toilet and you think your going to take a normal dump, but then you EXPLODE and you fart and take a huge dump at the same time.
by RandomRiceCake March 30, 2011
Get the Fumpmug. FUMP (fump) n. <fumpy, fumps>, adj. <fumpishly>
1. Fucked Up Magee Person. Challenged individual who casts a social a plague upon the community.
2. A person who engages in an activity without talent or skill.
3. A person who has failed significantly at something.
4. Something or someone that disappoints.
5. A sexually immoral predator or sex addict.
(fumpish, fumpy)
1. Fucked Up Magee Person. Challenged individual who casts a social a plague upon the community.
2. A person who engages in an activity without talent or skill.
3. A person who has failed significantly at something.
4. Something or someone that disappoints.
5. A sexually immoral predator or sex addict.
(fumpish, fumpy)
by Jedi Pimp January 22, 2004
Get the Fumpmug. When a man gets a sex change and has his penis turned inside out, But later after the surgery he gets and erection and if shoots back out into a penis again.
Oh shit guys turn that porn off or I'm gonna Fump!
That guy was gonna fuck me but when i saw his hot body i fumped and he left
Sometimes i put puke in my mangina and watch porn till i fump and shoot puke all over the place!
That guy was gonna fuck me but when i saw his hot body i fumped and he left
Sometimes i put puke in my mangina and watch porn till i fump and shoot puke all over the place!
by Drewster UHHH January 11, 2008
Get the Fumpmug. by BLAH June 29, 2004
Get the Fump Itmug.