fopmuffin

A completely awesome word that should be used by every single person in everyday conversation. A combination of the words "fop" and "muffin," it does NOT refer to a muffin who acts British. In a certain poor quality dictionary, the word foppish was defined as "of, or relating to, a fop." The word "fop" was not present in said dictionary. Though the word originated as a censor to a certain other word that begins with f, its use is almost unlimited!

Dude: Like I was justa chillin' in my crib. ;P
Girl: What the fopmuffin?

Dude: *stops talking for a several minutes on IM*
Girl: FOPMUFFIN!
Dude: Was that said for a reason, or does it just mean "SPEAK!"?
Girl: The latter. :P

by Rosella500 September 24, 2006

ugmuffin

a female or group of females that think they are cute, but are extremely busted

S: look at those ugmuffins over there thinkin that they are cute

by Ash May 13, 2005

fitmuffin

A guy who got looks and body too good to be called just fit, but you can't mention him as a beefcake or people will tell you are delusional and say he is something in between, but won't give you a word either.

- Oh, I like that guy, he's fit.
- Him?! Fit?! He's a beefcake!

- Not so much either, dear, but he sure would go by as a fitmuffin. 💕

by HellhoundRex April 10, 2018

fagmuffin

it just means fag, but its WAYYYY funnier

"you are a fagmuffin"

by jess hanch & nikkii rodrigues July 3, 2008

Fudgemuffin

The result of placing fecal matter into a cup, and having someone eat it.

Have you seen 'Two Girls One Cup'?! One of them made a fudgemuffin. and the other ate it!

by Gabesauce April 2, 2011

FuckMuffin

Word used to show you are dissapointed and or angry because of a recent event.

Jim: Crap, the lights just went out
Bill: O FuckMuffins

by Sniper July 29, 2003

Fagmuffin

n: A very flamboyant male who makes homosexual references, inquires, body language.

Hey Bob, see Dick over there? He's a goddamn fagmuffin, let's go donkey punch him.

Damn fagmuffin.

by The Ù December 9, 2002