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Fucktarded 

When someone is so special and retarded that they don't even deserve your time to say fucking retarded so shorten it down into fucktarded.

Can also be used as a noun, fucktard
Adj: omg my friend is so fucktarded

Noun: ffs you are such a fucktard
Fucktarded by Rolyatekul February 26, 2017

fucktarded 

something so messed up that it is beyond stupid
That new policy is just fucktarded.
fucktarded by insatia August 20, 2003

fucktarded 

When someone reaches in his pants and scratches his nuts and then slaps a fucktard in the face with the same hand...
You have just been fucktarded!
fucktarded by Skyler Deer Bitch! August 12, 2004

Fucktarded 

Being so high on meth that you are so fucked up your retarded.
I did so much that I was fucktarded for days.
Fucktarded by PinkTinkStar December 29, 2016

FucktardedNiggerDownaShitRauhål 

when you walk over street in apple sho and metorite hit car with beer bottle on other side of marshmellow honk a horn with sides of sand castle;^ The other day i wink wink to uncle, he staretd doing red bucket on top of hot paint dance# i got scared and killed my mom¤ CACA on the roof of mouth make hot dog smoke book
when Jesper Bakken is on his way to school and he forgets his dildo, his Swedish fucking ugly mom yells "Jesper Bakken you FucktardedNiggerDownaShitRauhål"

technologically fucktarded 

A person who is so disadvantaged in the field of technology that they would be referred to as retarded if it didn't offend the mentally handicapped.
i am so technologically fucktarded that i can't even submit my fucking definition properly.