fuckitude

when something bad happens and it leads to alot of other bad things

oh fuckitude, my shoe fell off in the mud

by jerry swim March 14, 2010

fucksturbate

To have sex with someone online, usually via an IM of some sort. Optionally with a web cam.

Peach: Hey max want to get together on yahoo tonight?
Max: Yeah, that would be fun! Maybe after a few games of cards would could fucksturbate?
Peach: I'd love to. :D

by themasterofpeaches January 21, 2008

fuckstunt

A particularly outrageous or spontaneously outlandish event.

(in response to someone throwing up over the windscreen of a card whilst driving it) "holy fuckstunt!", or "man, that was a complete fuckstunt"

by PeanutsUK October 25, 2008

Fuckitude

Fucktitude: the attitude of wanting to fuck, in the process of being fucked, wanting to just say fuck it, etc.

When you reach the end of a date and just want to fuck them or get fucked by them.

Damn that was a great date, I just want to fuck them.
Another would be when you're doing something and it's taking to long, so you decide to drop it or do something else, preferably something straight forward and simple even if not preferable.
God damnit, this is taking too long, and im a fuckitude today. Fuck It, We're doing it live!

by Scarecrow443 June 9, 2018

fuckstuck

When mating dogs get stuck together for up to 20 minutes due to the swelling of the penis tip

My dogs got fuckstuck three times in two days!

by harmonierose November 22, 2022

fuckstuckle

A person who is dumb and arrogant.

A woman driving an Audi with lips three sizes too big suddenly changed lanes without using a blinker or looking over her shoulder, almost hitting the Toyota in the lane next to her. When the Toyota beeped, the woman in the Audi gave them the bird and then sped off. What a fuckstuckle.

by anonymous January 15, 2024