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mother fucking the jury

To yell profanities at a jury while you are on trial.
Defendant: All y'all piece of shit mother fuckers on this jury are gonna die.

Judge: thank you mother fucking the jury, but we still need to finish opening statements.

Jury: I don't think that is necessary, we find the defendant guilty on all charges.
by Humphreyneworleans January 19, 2017
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mother fucking cock sucker

1- A cock sucking man or woman who fucks a mother of some kind.
2- a name used by people who are mad at some other mother fucking cock sucker.
You are a mother fucking cock sucker. Why did you fuck my mother?
by shithole May 12, 2003
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Son of a Mother Fucking Shit Cunt Bitch

Something you say when your very angry or upset.
person 1: Son of a mother fucking shit cunt bitch!

person 2: What?

person 1: Were out of popsicles.
by Halfy McFull August 22, 2008
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Ha-Mother-Fucking-Ha

A saying spoken by U.S. Army Drill Sergeants whenever something appears comical to them, due to the Drill Sergeants inability to speak more than two words without cussing, they will often implant curse words in the middle phrases where they have no business being.
Private: Drill Sergeant my knee bone is sticking out of my leg.

Drill Sergeant: Ha-Mother-Fucking-Ha, Front Leaning Rest Position Move!!!

(Translation)
Drill Sergeant: I find your pain and discomfort comical to me and I would like you to do push ups to further increase your pain and vicariously my amusement at said pain.
by I got you back July 13, 2009
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I am mother fucking Switzerland

Switzerland is a neutral country. So when your friends get in an argument and you don't want to take sides you yell "I am Switzerland. "
"Beth tell PJ he's wrong"
Beth "I am mother fucking Switzerland"
by Really? You have to ask? April 17, 2014
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snakes on a mother fucking plane

The excited way of describing one of the most hyped movies of the summer, Snakes on a Plane. Used by Samuel L. Jackson in an interview with Jon Stewart.
by ahdeesan August 19, 2006
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