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flying fuckfish 

(n.) A fish native to the Amazon, known for getting it on with multiple species, especially with randy pirhanas. A dangerous species to deal with if you don't keep your holes or your wang covered, as they will fly towards either like Paris Hilton presented with a ganting guy and a camera. A constant source of marvel and horniness for horny ichthyologists across the world.

(interj.) A phrase meaning fuck with distant ties to the flying fuck (the flying fuckfish is the primary source of food fot the flying fuck). Used if the situation you're cursing is bizarre, you're confused, or if you're in the mood for alliteration. Can also be used interchangeably with flying fuck.
Dr. Hornhump, Ichthyologist emeritus: Be careful of the flying fuckfish, Fiorella, they can find the most obscure and well-covered holes like Osama Bin Laden on a hot, Afghani day.

Juwanna Tinkle: What's the capital of Assyria?!
Me: Flying fuckfish! How the hell should I know?
flying fuckfish by papermachete November 5, 2005
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fuckissistic 

A state of mind during intercourse where a person thinks they possess unsurpassed sexual expertise and pleasure giving ability that they forget who they are with and call out their own name.
Steve: "Oh! Yes! Give it to her Steve!"

Lacy: "What the fuck!?"

Steve: "Sorry, I was being a little fuckissistic, wasn't I?"
fuckissistic by The porn stache December 9, 2009
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Fuckistan 

Another name for Pakistan, because it rhymes. Also sometimes spelt as Fuckistaan. Situated close to Afghanistan.
Most of the terrorists are brewed in Fuckistan.
Fuckistan by custancoco March 19, 2010
Fuckiss is that passionate kisses you get in the process of romance that leads you into sex with your partner.
1.I fuck Mary J mann thanks to that long fuckiss, she was down for it.
2.Afful only squeezed my juice with the help of that his sensational fuckiss
Fuckiss by meditator September 12, 2012
any derivitive of the word fuck
can be used inbetween words as well as at the end/beginning of sentences to add zip...
abso-fucking-lutely
congratu-fucking-lations
whoop-de-fucking-doo

she fucked him
he fucked her

fucking bastard

fuck it
fuck the fucking fuckers

Julian is a fucking cunt mother(shit)
fuckism by chrissy m May 13, 2005
Slightly comical word for feeling very aroused and wanting sex. See horny
Aw man that shit makes me fuckish!
fuckish by Cookie Monster January 21, 2004

fuckbiscuit 

A verbal award of sorts, usually blurted out uncontrollably in public when someone proves human stupidity in a hitherto unfamiliar manner.
Cor, fuckbiscuit just bit t' priest. Call 911 - and stop looking at me like that.
fuckbiscuit by Wetdryvac November 21, 2004