Dilemma of non-fucketry

When the choice by one individual for sexual mates is very hard to make because the choices available are not deemed fuckable.

Colin: "Who would you fuck between these 2 guys?''

Gen: "Arrhg man they are all awful! This is a real case of dilemma of non-fucketry!"

by Betty Haze May 18, 2016

fuckant

Its the same thing as pissant only about 100 times worse.

Stupid bitchass fuckant toliet - I can't even wipe my ass without you clogging you useless piece of shit.

by mame_ill June 20, 2004

fuckastrated

1) To demonstrate a sexual act,
2) to insert a penis somewhere only to somehow have one's balls chopped off, or to be such an utter manwhore and do so much fucking around that you get justifiably castrated.
3) to orchestrate an orgy
4) a state of frustration caused by one's current sex life (or lack thereof)

1) "Just allow me to fuckastrate the proper technique of cunnulingus..."
2) "There is not an orfice within a 10 mile radius, aside from a few women present (including your wife), that you have not penetrated. Therefore, we shall now castrate you with these rusty pliers."
3) Keeping time with his hands like a band director, the fuckastrator shouts,"And now one-two-three––thrust harder brass section––and lubricate, lubricate..."
4) "I am so goddamn fuckastrated! Even the shower massage no longer helps!"

by Spork_damage May 6, 2007

fuckpanty

silky woman's panty used for male masturbation

I'm goin to get me a fuckpanty from the hamper.

by rrabit November 14, 2005

Fuckary

When its a big ass mess

The fuckary of the mislabeled prints cost us $

by Causeiammagicthatswhy June 15, 2018

fuckatory

The small fragment in the brain that acts as a factory for the fucks people give.

Doctor: Sir after that crash, you ruptured your brains fuckatory system.

by Mr.$wag December 11, 2016

fuckary

(Noun) An awkward or otherwise troublesome situation with many consequences.

What kind of fuckary do we have here?

George was caught stealing a set of head phones and made a fuckary of everything.
The wedding was a total fuckary after Aunt Jini drank all the vodka.

by StevieLee July 31, 2018