fuck me

For proper FUCK ME instructions...see The Pterodactyl...highly recommended position.

Fuck me pterodactyl style.
Look up The pterodactyl

by fuck me sideways mike ;) April 21, 2005

fuck me

to go to the store and by a dildo and fuck yourself,if you read this you are a fucking idiot and you should go find something to do with your life like a job or a wife.

ohhhh fuck me.
ugh fuck me

by aton bombs April 28, 2019

fuck me

To look good.

Fuck me, I am tight!

by unstupid ppl August 27, 2003

fuck me

a word you yell when you are mad

fuck me.... I dropped the soap.

by solmel1 September 8, 2019

fuck me

What you say when you fuck up.

"Oh, fuck me, I forgot."

by Thaddian April 23, 2016

fuck me

meaning i want to you fuck me really hard <3

girl one; FUCK ME SO HARD

girl two/boy one: i will you slut

by aneemoo March 7, 2022

fuck me

something a girl/ boy says when they are incredibly horny or used when someone is about to do something stupid they don’t wanna do

jimmy: ...fuck me😉
amanda: ok i’m ready babe

jimmy: wait for me to get hard first babe

amanda: am i not good enough for you???
jimmy: no no no ! your just ugly as hell!

amanda: ok i’m leaving !
jimmy: no come back , no please! please fuck me!
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mia: what do we have next period

ali: we have science

mia: ugh fuck me
ali: ikr it’s so bo-
jimmy : yeah sure i’ll fuck you 😉
mia: that’s not what i meant

jimmy: huh?
mia: you should go on urban dictionary to see the other definition of fuck me

by titleofyoursextape June 17, 2019