Flumpkin

Is when a man is taking a dump and a woman is sucking his testicles and he suddenly drops a heavy shit in the toilet and water splashes on her chin and on his grunskin.

While I was in the bathroom I gave my girl a flumpkin.

by jhoff194 July 13, 2010

fumpkin

verb
1. Fapping whilst taking a shit
2. Bringing oneself to orgasm while in the process of defecating

"Last night I was giving my self a fumpkin and it was so hard to finish because my shit smelled so horrendous!"

by nym November 2, 2013

Frumpin'Bunzen'

Frumpin'Bunzen': Very much like the word "Frumpy" in regards to the generally unappealing look of something, however Frumpin'Bunzen' refers to the droopy and overall sad looking female rear end.

Yo son, I was wild'n out at the club and hooked up wit dis mad fine biddy. Too bad I aint get a look at the back cause ma's setup was straight FRUMPIN'BUNZEN'

by hookedonhatch May 15, 2009

Flumpkin

The act of having your butthole licked while urinating.

My girlfriend suprised me while I was taking a piss by giving me a flumpkin.

by Bill U. January 23, 2007

frumping

(verb) A sexual act performed by two persons with a combined weight of over 400 pounds.

"Did you hear Andrew frumping that chick he met at ATO last night?"
"Ya shit was nasty, I was afraid the bed would break"

by 215man September 10, 2009

frumplin

frumplin or frumpling

1. as in not to be all up on somebody

2. like wanting to take

3. or to say like "forget that"

frump, frumple

Don't you be frumplin my girl ight son!

Man, I wanted to frump that soda, I was so thirsty!

Frump dis, im goin home.

by rockyroad March 12, 2009

frumpadinka

A female who is dressed in sloppy or unfashionable attire. Usually fat and a tribally oriented visible minority.

Look at that fat ass fishtailing around in that brown corduroy tent she calls a skirt... What a frumpadinka.

by HotTuna July 30, 2009