frumpleskirt

when you admire someone so deeply your love of crumpets is diminished

person 1: do you love me?
person 2: no, i frumpleskirt you

by i frumpleskirt you May 19, 2019

Fumble the bag

Miss out on a chance to make money or fuck something up in the process of getting money, causing you to not be able to get said money

You had a chance to rob him and you didn't? That's how you fumble the bag

by fuckjcsy June 20, 2020

fumble

A fail or mistake of epic proportion

damn that boy fumbled

by Black and gold King June 24, 2010

celebrity name fumbler

A person who constantly screws up celebrity's names. Examples: Warren Beauty,Thelma Blair,Paris Hinton,Kenunu Reeves,Gary Boozey,Rick Jagger,The Elderly Brothers,Tommy Jones Lee.

My girlfriend was talking about some movie starring Angela Jolie. She's a habitual celebrity name fumbler.

by wolfbait51 May 6, 2011

fumble

When you almost get laid, and at the last second get turned down for doing something stupid.

Davis fumbled Mary last night. It was close though!

by Tails September 30, 2003

Frumpled

The trait, characteristic, feeling of being frumpy, crumpled, disheveled, out of sorts, sleepy, groggy, drunk, sad, or rumpled.

To be "frumpled" is to resemble or feel like: a balled up piece of tissue paper, tin foil, or newspaper. A soggy napkin, a wet toilet paper roll, or damp socks.

by Kia Carbone June 26, 2008

Fumbled the bag

Dennis Schroeder, when declined an $84M extension with the Lakers, to later only sign a $5M deal with the Celtics

“Wow! I can’t believe Dennis fumbled the bag so hard by declining his extension”

by Henny_Benny August 10, 2021