front bummer

a slang word; derived from the UK.
a woman's vaginal fart, otherwise known in the english-speaking world as a queef.

"wow dude, she just cut a wicked front bummer."

by atticlight86 February 10, 2013

Front Rowing

The act of pretending that you were close to someone who passed away to gain attention and sympathy

It suck that Jared died but did you see Christie front rowing with his family at the funeral. She barely knew him. She is always looking for attention.

by Charlie Badass September 29, 2019

eminence front

A song by the rock group The Who about the facade one erects, or the pose one assumes, whether from pride, arrogance, insecurity or some other motive, in order to conceal his or her identity or essential self. The song lists various happenings, the pursuit or occurrence of which causes us to forget that we conceal ourselves as such.

Eminence fronters: Name-droppers, power trippers, title proclaimers, bling wearers, etc.

by Keith Hodges May 25, 2007

Front ensemble

More commonly known as the pit. The part of a drum corps or marching band that stands in front of the field and do not march. The Front ensemble can include mallet instruments(marimba, xylophone, vibraphone, etc.), guitar, bass guitar, keyboard/synthesizer, drum set, and auxiliary, among many things. The pit is the forgotten part of most drumlines, as most people only include the battery(snares, tenors, bass drums) in the drumline. Usually very nice people who are criticized excessively by the rest of the corps because they don't march.

1.
person 1: Look at the Front Ensemble.
Person 2: Yeah, their mallet line is incredible!

2.
Trumpet Player: Dude, the FrontEnsemble is so lucky they don't have to march. They are so lazy.
Clarinet player: Yeah but the pit has to push all that heavy equipment to and from the field all the time.

by Heidi Ramone April 12, 2009

Front Ass

When one reaches a level of obesity to the extent that he/she has two asses - a fully functional rear ass as well as a non-functional, for appearances only frontal ass.
The frontal ass is anatomically referenced as the Front Ass. The front ass encompasses the lower abdominal area from the pubic bone to the waist line.

"Jabba's getting rather large That's quite the front ass that she's packing. Although I must say, it does help to balance out her rather generous rear ass."

"Man those stretch pants are screaming bloody murder. Her front ass is putting a hurting on them while at the same time her rear ass appears to making a meal of them."

by snagit December 3, 2009

The Front Bottoms Ex

1) The one ex that everybody has (or is) that wrote incredible amounts of poetry about you/for you, made playlists about you/for you in hopes that you’d cry to the songs in them, and looked like a sad puppy when you left them/they left you even if you were only dating for a few months.

2) The ex that religiously listened to The Front Bottoms after your relationship and completely changed everything about themselves to distance themself from you.

Bro, I am the front bottoms ex.

by V_013 July 29, 2023

Front 242

Belgium based industrial band who coined the phrase EBM. Starting in the early 1980's, Front 242 were very influential in the industrial scene at the time. Later works included the use of techno elements and metal guitar samples.

EBM stands for Electronic Body Music which is another term for industrial dance. Front 242 were the original pioneers of this type of music.

by gothic_hobbbit June 17, 2008