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Frits Factor

The impossibility of teaching someone something because of his or her dogged reluctance to avoid being taught. It arises through the

deliberate choice of that person to continue to remain ignorant. In some cases the person may be too proud to admit that a different, better method exists of doing something.
Example 1.

Lemuel was repeatedly having the same, easily-fixable problem with his computer and Mike was always the one to help him sort it out. When I suggested that Mike show Lemuel how to do it himself he said "Oh I offered to do that but it's the Frits Factor. He insists I do it for him, every time."

Example 2.

I went fishing with Jock. He kept losing his strikes because his method of attaching the hook was flawed and ineffectual. I offered to

help and patiently showed him how to tie a good knot but strangely, his results did not improve. The Frits Factor was at play. I noticed later he
was still baiting up his way.
by Fritsy Bitsy January 1, 2014
mugGet the Frits Factormug.

Snickle Frits

When your girlfriend gives u a blow job while you are playing videogame and when u beat the level she swallows ur cum
Dude i was gaming on Gears of War 2 and my girlfriend gave me a snickle frits
by TBURT MOTHER FUCKER June 18, 2009
mugGet the Snickle Fritsmug.

shizzle frits

The time at which have to take a shit after you workout extremely hard. The cold sweat and shakes you get while in the act as well, help to help you recognize it.
Dude I was gettin my works out on, but afterwards I had the shizzle frits . . . I feel dirty.
by Cam the Jam December 28, 2009
mugGet the shizzle fritsmug.

frit

when you want to say fruit but you also want to be funny and braindead
1.Hey i hate eating frit
2.Frit lol
by kofeiXD May 17, 2023
mugGet the fritmug.

Frit

Most of my window broke, but the frit was ok
by TheNameOfThisAccountIsSecret February 5, 2023
mugGet the Fritmug.

clit frit

A rectangular marking of semen down in the vaginal area of a woman, resembling the looks of a frit.
Oy mate, i was about to go wild on this chick, but then i realized she had a clit frit.
by DJ Meatgobbler March 6, 2017
mugGet the clit fritmug.

Freakin Frits

When you are in a Christian (any religious) family and you are so mad, but can’t say the f word.🤬🤬😭😌
“You FREAKIN FRITS!!” (Rip vine🌿😭)
by Averygens January 8, 2019
mugGet the Freakin Fritsmug.

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