Frigglesynth

Using any instrument or object to cause vibration to the tip of your penis

Kaz: dude i was on the fone with my girl the other day

Tech: yea so?

Kaz: So,i had her scream into the fone, while my penis was on it, it was such a frigglesynth

by Rob Quinones December 15, 2008

the frigidaire

the cold shoulder

"did you see that? that tassle *always* gives me the frigidaire."

by dislocatedelbows May 25, 2003

frigdigger

A person in desperate search of poon (sex). If someone is a frigdigger then they are constantly on the look out for any opportunity to get with someone else.

You are such a frigdigger. In fact you are probably the ultimate frigdigger.

by Monteith101 June 19, 2011

frigid slag

1: Basically just a girl who leads guys on, but is frigid.

2: An oxymoron which can be used as a moderately scathing insult, aimed at the opposite sex. It sounds harsh but in reality means nothing.

Callum: Yo Toby, did you manage to get with Mollie last night?
Toby: Nah fam.. fucking frigid slag

by airfix penis May 13, 2016

figging

A peeled ginger root, shaped like a slender butt plug, inserted into the anus without lubrication of any kind. The ginger juices cause pain and extreme horniness. The person belonging to said anus become twitchy, jumpy and very lively. The effect lasts for about 20 minutes or more depending on the freshness and strength of the root. The root can also be applied directly to the clitoris or inserted into the urethra. Just be sure the sliver can be retrieved. Also, after peeling the ginger, wash your hands afterward because ginger juice in the eye just plain hurts like a mother fucker and is not fun or horny inducing in any way!

The word comes from the 18th century. Unscrupulous horse dealers would insert a peeled ginger root into the anus of a slow or half dead horse. The horse would become lively and hold its tail better. The spelling was feague, but over time became figging.

The bound submissive quivered in anticipation as her Master slowly peeled the finger of ginger that would be used to fig her.

Mistress Karen loved figging her slaves when they misbehaved. they writhed and begged so beautifully.

by Abby December 3, 2004

What The Figgity Fuck

What you say when the classic "what the fuck" wont suffice, may also be abbreviated as WTFF for texters.

Man 1: Dude did you hear my brother got my mom pregnant?

Man 2: What The Figgity Fuck?!?

by I got you back July 13, 2009

Friggamortis

A condition in which a females body goes into a state of shock and rigor mortis sets in. This condition occurs due to the female being "frigged" or "fingered" rigorously and aggressively by another person.

lads i tore the box off that young one last night, gave her a serious case of friggamortis..

by Wogie July 17, 2010