Hands-free masturbation device

A girlfriend. When you're getting it on the regular, you don't need to hold your own. Now you can play videogames while bustin' a nut, because you've got both hands free.

Peter: "Dude, who was that hottie I saw you with at the club last night?"

Paul: "Oh, that's Bethany. She's my hands-free masturbation device."

by M Digga August 24, 2006

Hands-free masturbation device

Venus 2000 its the next best thing.

Feels so good to be in my Hands-free masturbation device.

by HazRub June 6, 2007

Elkay EZH2O Wall Mounted Drinking Fountain and Hands Free Bottle Filling Station

watr botel

Me: *goes to Elkay EZH2O Wall Mounted Drinking Fountain and Hands Free Bottle Filling Station*
You: *is uncool*

by Rocksleakingoutofyoursocks May 24, 2022

Hands free prostate exam

The act of butt fucking somebody whilst standing up

“Yo did you hear Brad gave Mary a hands free prostate exam, that pretty freaky”

by Sm!tty345 April 18, 2024

hands-free pullback

When an uncircumcised dude pulls his foreskin back using nothing but the force.

"The hands-free pullback is my signature"

by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp August 13, 2022