Free Pretzel Day

-The act of quickly moving toward a source of food in gluttonous hunger.

-Reference to the episode of "The Office" entitled "Initiation" in which Stanley, the plump African-American employee, with his face full of wonder, speed walks to the free pretzel stand and awaits his salty treat.

Mother: "Time to eat, sweetie!"

Fat Boy: *Throws Xbox controller down and rapidly dashes into the kitchen, nearly stepping on his baby sister*

Father: *Shakes head* "Free pretzel day...

by Thadus June 22, 2011

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free blowjob day

Of or referring to any unnaturally large crowd and the reason for their existence in a particular area. Often the event in question is heavily attended by men to the exclusion of women, though any unnaturally large crowd and their reason for existing can be described using this reasoning.

Why are there so many people lined to see this filler panel at Comic-Con that seemingly shouldn't be this crowded? It must be free blowjob day in there.

by Yarster May 8, 2018

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Free head day

On December 3rd its national free head day for the boys

Hey Scott its national free head day lemme give you sloppy

by pre.ium December 3, 2020

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Free puss day

It’s is when you get free puss on June 29

Today is free puss day

by Point123 June 28, 2018

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Free Candy Day

a day also known as Halloween where you go trick or treating and people give you free candy. Sometimes you get tricks instead of treats such as teepeeing houses and egg throwing and poisoning candy

I cant wait for free candy day so I could get more candy

by tatomuck1 April 12, 2009