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fox news

National Republican Bullshit Network. Watched by ignorant, gun-toting,

flag-waving ultra-nationalistic right-wing Christian fundamentalists who think

George Bush is the new fucking Messiah or something.basically, the scum of

American society who, if they had their way, would turn America in a fucking fascistic

police state in order to feel safe from the "terrorists" (aka: "brown people").
Fox News is only good for laughing at the bullshit those worthless Republicans

like to spew. If you want a real source of news, go the independent route.
by wolf15668 November 3, 2013
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fox news

This channel is considered to be a total joke by all other repubtable news channels like CNN, MSNBC, BBC, and the network news shows. The reason? The news is supposed to be presented to viewers without spin, so that they can draw their own conclusions about a story. Granted, depending on an individual reporters political views, there will always be some slight bias. But Fox News presents the news with an obvious and overpowering conservative bias. And what's funny is that they call themselves 'fair and balanced.' What a crock of crap! To informed viewers, it's easy to see through the personalities who use choice wording to make conservatives appears strong and just, while making moderates appear weak and liberals appear irrational. This is not news. Fox can even spin stories that aren't politcally based, such as turning reports on Katrina into a politcal stomping ground. This channel is home to some of the biggest assholes on TV including Britt Hume, Sean Hannity, and Bill O'Rilley. But the worst of all is Ann Coulter, who I'm pretty sure should be diagnosed with a mental ailment. The problem with this channel is that it's easily able to infiltrate/brainwash many non-politcally active viewers.
Fox News is only fair to conservatives and is in no way balanced. If you disagree with far-right politics, they'll shut you up and put you down. You wanna see the news? Turn on Brian Williams on NBC, at least he acts like a real newsman.
by Eye In The Sky September 8, 2006
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fox news

Rupert Murdoch's answer to the "liberal media".
by SiliconHero April 24, 2003
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fox news

A common misspelling of Fuax News, a news channel created to plant anger and fear inside of naive 70 year old white straight cis conservative men.
Tucker Carlson from Fox News is the biggest idiot you'll see all month.
by A great mind... October 17, 2020
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Fox News

National Republican Bullshit Network. Watched by ignorant, gun-toting, flag-waving ultra-nationalistic right-wing Christian fundamentalists who think George Bush is the new fucking Messiah or something; basically, the scum of American society who, if they had their way, would turn America in a fascistic police state in order to feel safe from the "terrorists" (aka: "brown people").
Fox News is only good for laughing at the bullshit those worthless Republicans like to spew. If you want a real source of news, go the independent route.
by Ninja Disaster July 2, 2003
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Fox News

Fox News = propaganda to scare ignorant people into voting Republican.
by frick1 February 24, 2010
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Fox News

Biased right-wing propaganda machine created solely for the sake of brainwashing and misleading the people with alternative facts. Their shows are mostly garbage, especially Sean Hannity and Tucker Carlson. Fox News shouldn't even be called "news", it's more entertainment than anything else. Their only good anchor is Shepard Smith, who is one of their only journalists.
Some Random Guy: Hey, do you watch Fox News?
Some Random Guy's Friend: No, why would I watch right-wing propaganda?
Some Random Guy: Because everything they say is true, and anyone who proves it wrong is considered part of the left-wing media!
Some Random Guy: Wow... you must have been hooked on Fox News... it's like a drug that you can't cure from.
Some Random Guy's Friend: You better not watch CNN or MSNBC, they are just liberal mouthpieces.
Some Random Guy: I know... but it's much, much better than watching white supremacists talk about how bad illegal immigration is and how they keep discussing Uranium One even though it's been debunked by one of their LEGITIMATE hosts, Shep Smith.
Some Random Guy's Friend: I can agree with you on that one.
by AngryDragon15 September 27, 2018
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