Ellie Fortunati

The altogether best person on planet earth. Doesn't take shit, is beautiful, and fun to hang out with

Ellie Fortunati is the greatest ever

by EllieF February 5, 2022

Fortunato

A person who is naturally lucky in life and brings good luck to those around them. Fortunato’s are known for their large penises and confident demeanor. Fortunato’s are also immune to curses and cannot be jinxed.

I hooked up with fortunato and his huge penis last night.

by Luckyonethirteen November 24, 2021

the series of fortunate events

The series of fortunate events will occur when Lemony Snicket has a good day and decides to write about it.

Joe: Did you hear that Lemony Snicket is writing a new series?

Billy: Really? What is it called?

Joe: The Series of Fortunate Events. I guess he finally had a good day.

by JGator8 September 2, 2010

FortuNATE

When your name is Nate and you realize just how fortunate you really are.

Nate: Ya know what? I go to one of the best schools in the state, my mother loves me unconditionally, I have a rich bestfriend, I get new Jordans regularly, and the bitches be lovin' on me. I really am fortuNATE.

Brendon: Ya, I wish my name was Nate.

by JoelyRoth August 21, 2012

American Fourtune Cookie

a delisous cookie, much like a chinese fourtune cookie.

Kayla: is that a Chinese Fourtune Cookie?
Girl: No, it's an American Fourtune Cookie.
Kayla: Really? Do they make those?
Girl: ???

by Hoo and M-oo April 12, 2008

less-fortunate

A bullshit term that liberals and communists use to label people who make poor decisions in life and are quick to blame those who have succeeded or have wealth. Less-fortunate is the opposite of fortunate, which is defined as "lucky; enjoying good luck" and therefore someone who is less-fortunate just has bad luck. This definition loosely translated from on air definitions from former radio broadcaster Neal Boortz.

Mary has been divorced three times and has eight kids and is unable to support them with her minimum wage job. She is less-fortunate than Sally who studied in school, got a valuable degree, an above average salaried position in marketing, and is happily married.

by Lebowskee October 31, 2013

Fortunato

Straight up slutty bitch, who talks shit about everyone and has a new guy every week.

Fortunato is such a WHORE

by klghdfgnkl November 26, 2010