fountain pen

Old fashioned yet way superior way to write. If used PROPERLY, they can be made to write with different thicknesses and consistencies, and they require little pressure to write. How can you not like a pen you have control over that doesn't give you arthritis?

Wow, that chick in class writing with the fountain pen has style!

by Nnnick September 3, 2006

foundered

From the hills in Norn Iron we say that Foundered means we are cold.

The wind would founder ye!

'Am foundered, was standin out there all day long an' near froze!

by libbet May 15, 2006

SCP Foundation

The SCP Foundation is a fictional organization documented by the web-based collaborative-fiction project of the same name. Within the website's fictional setting, the SCP Foundation is responsible for locating and containing individuals, entities, locations, and objects that violate natural law (referred to as SCPs).

Person 1: "Have you heard about the SCP Foundation?"

Person 2: "That creepypasta about the statue that snaps your neck?"

Person 1: "Please leave."

by Lil Moist October 20, 2019

Foinkadoink

Could be used as an insult or as something to swear too. Commonly used by dinksters

Goddamn foinkadoink!

by Dinkster July 22, 2019

Magical Fountain

When you stretch a woman's asshole so that its as wide as a dinner plate, and then fill it with milk and fruit loops, or the cereal of your choice. The woman then tenses her asshole, making the milk and cereal squirt out like a fountain, hence the name.

Eating the cereal afterwards is optional.

Oi Divya, I totally did the magical fountain with Sarah yesterday! Ate the cereal afterwards aswell!

by arunandzedlikecock May 7, 2015

Lost and Found

Where one losses their mind and finds freedom.

Stoner1: Wow check out that guy tripping balls. Hes Lost and Found.
Stoner2: Haha yeah, Looks like hes lost his mind!
Stoner1: But hes found freedom man, thats what lifes all about.

by Simpl1 April 11, 2011

found them in a toilet

This is a humorous way to downplay a gift to someone. A girl gushes too much about you giving her flowers!

What those flowers? Nah, l found them in a toilet by the subway.

by I, Wreckerrr June 27, 2021