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cock forsters

the actual name of an actual suburb of london england

more commonly known to australians as dick beer
this train terminates at cock forsters
by bvvvvt February 4, 2012
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Fwantic Forster

What a Top Lad Ewic becomes when he loses his Alcatel every three weeks. He is so desperate not to lose touch with his latest hot young guy in nice blue jeans that he phones virtual strangers ten times a day to beg for his number.
Top Lad Ewic's wegular twansformations into Fwantic Forster are incwedibly hilawious.
by Apartfromthat October 12, 2023
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forstered

when you splooge all over a girls face, knock her out, bleach her hair, cut it, and place her on a bike. Upon awakening it will appear that she looks like Harvey Forster
Person 1: Bro I got forstered the other day and I was left on a bike in the middle of nowhere. now I look like pitbull
Person 2: what the fuck, pitbulls bald and has a goatee you have bleached short hair
Person 1: Nah trust I look like pitbull
Person 2: No the fuck you don't pitbull is bald
Person 1: Oh shit nvm i was thinking of brad pitt
Person 2: what the fuck how did you confuse brad pit and pitbull
Pitbull: dale
by MichaelJacksonAssCancer July 5, 2023
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Forstered

Named after the surname of a good friend's dad who got completely obliterated on his birthday drinking scotch whisky. So wrecked in fact he doesn't drink it anymore! Not only was his balance shit, he couldn't negotiate the stairs and general walking, he had the longest hangover known to any man(so he said).

Gracefully carried on my his son(my friend who is a curry expert of the highest proportions and a petrol head. The son is impartial to the occasional half(social piss head), zombie slaughtering and general madness in the online game of GTA.
"I was out last night and got completely Forstered".

"I wasn't Forstered but I getting there".

"I was Forstered but that curry saved me from a serious Forstering".
by Airport Lad July 21, 2019
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hayden forster

hayden is such a girlie she is so shy but has a dark side rawr if you betray her she will use her powers on you to make you pay and also her laugh is funnier then her jokes but slayyy
that girl is so slay
yea that is hayden forster
by fairygirl1853 May 30, 2022
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