nightly furgeson

(noun) the act of receiving head while multitabling online poker

Man, I was 4-tabling the 2/4 game on Pokerstars last night. Next thing I know, my girlfriend walks in the room, unzips my pants and gives me the nightly furgeson!

by Gildwulf December 11, 2008

Fongerwonger

When your hair contains so many knots that your comb gets stuck and you have to either walk with it on or use a pair of scissors.

Dom:" Oi Brad why 'ave you got a comb stuck in your hair you mong!??"
Brad:" Look Dom shut the fuck up i've got a fongerwonger just leave me alone man!"

by Skullicious September 6, 2020

Turd Fergeson

A middle aged individual that enjoys jerking off to pictures of dolls.

dude, raverchris should change his name to "Turd Fergeson"

by La BONCH February 16, 2003

Fagerson

An extended version of the word "Fag". Intended to be an insult, but mainly is said in a joking manner.

"Hey what the fuck man! Quit eating all of the ice cream you fagerson"

"He is a fagerson indeed..."

by Trav Nasty January 27, 2007

Turd Furgeson

When a male or female lines up thier asshole with a vagina and shits into the vagina creating intercourse using the turd.

similar to the position called the "pile driver" but with the actions stated above called "turd furgeson"

by Mike Wilkinson August 15, 2007

Turd Furgeson

The act of talking a dump while performing sodomy

JP: "I am a master of the TURD FURGESON! YAY"
Meng Huo:"estie man that TURD FURGESON you gave me last night was awesome Tabanak!"

by Meng September 4, 2004

turd furgeson

when a penis is lodged in a ass hole while the other person is takin a dump.

1.he gave me a TURD FUGESON.
2.TURD FEGOSON is my favorite sex move

by turd furgeson March 29, 2004