Force Field

The immediate area around you after you fart.

That dude had the smelliest force field in 3 states.

by Patthebrewer January 21, 2014

force field

Any obstruction that could block you in any way, but does not block you if you move to the left or right in any measurable distance.

oh no we will never get past this force field (in other words a fence that spans 2 feet across)

by Bing Ordanate February 20, 2011

Force field kid

The person who always has to be right or one up you; i.e. the kid on the playground that would always have to win at playing make-believe, extending into adulthood by the manipulation of information not known to everyone.

"okay kevin that's a hit, you take 13 points of bludgeoning damage"
"actually i'll use my Uncanny Dodge ability to take half the damage, then i'll use my reaction to activate my parry battle maneuver in order to make a counter-atta-"
"Kevin. Don't be a force field kid."

by calibus January 28, 2022

Asshole Force Field

The force field developed in order to ward off corn husker, lifted truck driving, hillbilly assohole people. It does not appear from ones own asshole.

That dude required me to turn on my "asshole force field" because of his attitude.

by kdizzledeluxe June 14, 2018

forelield

A botched removal of the foreskin making it appear like Garfield.

“I got circumsized yesterday and the doctor forelield’d me”
“Damn that’s sad bro.”

by deengloremenglormness March 9, 2023